mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

But it looks cute though…

deanplease:

foreverforelsket:

someone on here actually has the same kind of tummy as me and she looks beautiful and I started to cry a little because I never see pretty models with my tummy wow

These women are all genuinely gorgeous.

Loveable.

Fuckable.

And not in a “Go equality!” way that expands the definition of beautiful and sexy.

They’re just beautiful and sexy as part of the actual definition of beauty and sexiness.

Just because some people have an incorrectly narrow standard of beauty doesn’t mean these women are not beautiful. They are. Their bodies are lovely. Touchable. Desirable. Exactly as they are

It’s just that some people cannot perceive it. 

fuck-her-right-in-the-pussy:

hello-michi:

necrophiliaczooplankton:

videohall:

Hybrid wolfdog is very protective of the new kitten.

this made my day thank u

  |\_/|
  |― ―|
  ∧_∧_ノL___//
  (・ω・ )     /
  U U|  _  I ヽ
  OOノ/_/」/_/\」

OMG

wanderingweasleys:

shardwick:

Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.

#ActualSiblings

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

Free! :: Boys + Ice Cream
inyoursocks:

creepylittlekitten
estavs:

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

I love you

estavs:

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

I love you

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy